Happy Belated Besday Bull!

Rasanya belum terlambat if korang nk wish happy besday kt aku..21 oktober 1979..dh 29 tahun rupanya aku hidup. Anyway..thanks to my wife, kasfi & shiela sbb masih igt tarikh aku mula melihat dunia..tp bab welcome to the club tu aku xnk join lg le..belum cecah kepala 3 bro! hur!

Sedar x sedar..dh hampir separuh dari hidup aku berlalu..korang? maybe x jauh mana sgt umur kite except md nor gadut yg lahir sebelum dinosaur..hur! kelakar! Tp sedar x yg kite dh makin tua? Dlm tgh seronok kite belajar kt sekolah..dh dpt offer masuk u..tgh syok belajar gn garoot (ye ke eja camtu)..dh konvo..dlm terkapai-kapai mencari sumber kekayaan..dh bertemu dgn isteri yg disayangi..br nk berjinak-jinak menjadi suami mithali..dh kena buat susu anak..pasni..buat susu anak lg? tungguuu..

Mmg hidup kite ni singkat..dlm x sedar dh mcm2 yg berlaku..tp dh dpt ke apa yg kite cari? Nk tanya jgk..apa yg korang cari? Dh dpt ke apa yg korang idamkan? Ataupun pencarian korang masih jauh lagi? Belum jumpa penghujung?

Makin hari makin tua..xde yg semakin muda..nk awet muda..kena ikut petua dongeng yg aku bg dulu..hur!

"I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it.
I want to have lived the width of it as well."

Boleh caya ke?

salam..ape2 pun aku nk ucap tahniah dulu pd superfnd sbb dh jd daddy utk kali ke2..ank deepavali! alang2 ade sedara kite br dpt ank..aku pn teringat gak org tua2 ckp..even pope br 30 tp termasuk gak le kategori ni..pancut awal ank pompuan, pancut lambat ank lelaki.

ye ke? ade bukti saintifik ke yang boleh menyokong hujah org tua2 ni? kalau betul..malu le org yg ade ank pompuan biarpun kejantanan dia cuma boleh dibuktikan oleh isteri dia je..xkn la cerita dlm kelambu nk bgtau kt org..hebat @ tak..just isteri dia je la yg tau. sama jgk dgn teori naik katil ikut kiri atau kanan..naik kiri ank pompuan, naik kanan ank laki. abih kalau org tu naik katil ikut kanan + pancut awal..dpt anak arbam @ khunsa le? kalau sisi katil jenis rapat ke dinding lak..sampai mati pn naik ikut sebelah katil je..

org tua2 ni..betul ke teori diorg ni..sbb kdg2 bukan leh caya sgt jgk..kalau dh namanye manusia..xkn la x menipu langsung. lgpun byk sgt pepatah org tua ni yg mgkin x betul tp mgkin ada yg tersurat..mcm duduk atas bantal kena bisul..secara logiknya bukan kena bisul tp menghormati tempat kite nk letak kepala..betul tak?

so..bg org yg ada ank pompuan..jgn le risau sgt dgn kejantanan korang..hanya jauhari mengenal manikam..hur!

Premature ejaculation is "the most common form of sexual dysfunction in younger men" according to Ira Sharlip, and its prevalence is around 20% to 30% in men of all ages.
The medical method of determining premature ejaculation is called "intravaginal ejaculatory latency time" (IELT), a stopwatch-timed duration measured from the beginning of vaginal penetration until ejaculation occurs. However, Sharlip adds, this quantitative measure doesn't tell the whole story: "There are men who ejaculate within a minute but say that they don't have premature ejaculation. And then on other end of spectrum, there are patients who are able to last for 20 minutes, and they say they do have premature ejaculation."
In other words, the definition of "premature" may be largely in the eye (or mind) of the beholder, and depends on a man's sexual satisfaction and his perception of his ability to control when ejaculation occurs.